Thursday, May 15, 2008

Speedy Movie Review #1

I have never really considered myself a movie buff, but I do SEE a lot of movies (Starchy is a fanatic).  I had the opportunity to get away from my mom duties and see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" last night.  

Can I ask you guys something?  Am I getting old?

I figure I must be.  Why else would I have found myself bored and uncomfortable during a large part of the movie? I have seen raunchy movies before (Monster's Ball anyone?) but there were a ridiculous amount of sex scenes.  Many of which included positions I didn't even know were possible!  Then there was the nudity.  I counted 4 male FULL FRONTALS!  Wieners.  It was so awkward.  I felt like I was watching soft core porn.  Yuck.

The movie did have funny parts.  But it was not the I-am-going-to-pee-my-pants funny that "Knocked Up" and "The Forty Year Old Virgin" were.

Let's just put it this way.  I wouldn't EVER want to see this movie with my parents or in-laws.  It would be 2 hours of awkward torture.


grandma D said...

big weiners?
small weiners??
cocktail weiners???
Giant GILA Monster weiners????

jen said...

Knocked Up was one of the funniest movies I had seen in a long time... Thanks for the warning about this one though!