Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Birds & Bee's

The following conversation took place last night as I was putting The Dude to bed.  Peanut, one of the girls I watch during the day, is going to be a big sister any day now.  Pregnancy, babies and siblings have been a hot topic around Homebase...

The Dude-  "Was I a tiny little baby once?"

Me- "Yep.  You were as big as a loaf of bread"

The Dude-  "Did I live in your belly like Peanut's mommy?

Me-  "Yes, for a little while, you lived in my belly until you were born"

The Dude- "How did I get out?"

Me (after a long pause)- "Well honey, you came out of my privates"

The Dude-  "Gross mom!  Can we just pretend I came out of your feet?"

Ahh...if only it was so simple.  A small glimpse into the mind of a four-year-old.


The Mrs. said...

Kids are so darn funny, and they just tell it like it is. Hilarious!

Mrs4444 said...

That is too funny. When they ask, you have to tell them... I'm guessing he won't ask any more questions for a while... :)

jen said...

The conversations Peanut and I have had about breast feeding in the past 2 days have been classics. Stay tuned to My Life With Dogs for details!