The Dude- "Was I a tiny little baby once?"
Me- "Yep. You were as big as a loaf of bread"
The Dude- "Did I live in your belly like Peanut's mommy?
Me- "Yes, for a little while, you lived in my belly until you were born"
The Dude- "How did I get out?"
Me (after a long pause)- "Well honey, you came out of my privates"
The Dude- "Gross mom! Can we just pretend I came out of your feet?"
Ahh...if only it was so simple. A small glimpse into the mind of a four-year-old.