Friday, April 10, 2009


The Dude was riding his bike up and down the driveway this morning.  

He was pretty zoned in and his concentration was written all over his face.  I was watching from the sidelines when he got a look of horror on his face, and immediately stopped biking.  

He dismounted and walked over to me with a look of concern.  "Mom" he said, "I think I pooped my pants".  I responded with assurance that accidents happen and that it wasn't a big deal.  

After walking a few steps towards the house he stopped and said (as if confirming a diagnosis) "Nope.  Nope. know what mom?  I think it was just a slimy fart".

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.


LiteralDan said...

Oh man... I know we've all been there, but I don't think I've even put such a thing into words in my own head.

That's horrifying, but I probably would have cracked up. Nice of him to keep you posted.

Swanny said...

I'm sure he was meaning to crop-dust, not fertilize. Too funny.